Dumb Birds

n0—interruption:

i had to.

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

what the box says: serves four

what it means: serves me

spazztastic-muffin:

tootricky:

the egg struggle

this is my bird.

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

otpswillruinyourlife:

sevenpoints:

plainwater:

oh my god